Недавно вышла игра Chronos Twin для Nintendo DS. Очень оригинальная концепция, кстати, но мы сейчас не об этом. Разработчики у неё - испанцы, поэтому вступление на английском получилось в духе незабвенного All Your Base:
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Chronos Twin
Solar system Neon
Planet Skyla
Resistance headquarter
3 light cycles passed since we had to run away from Skyla
It started when…
Between the 3rd and the 4th cycle of Anguar, a thing came out from nothing
We didn't know who was him, where he came from and what his purposes were
As pacific people, we offered our cordiality to him
But the worst occurred…
It was terrible… Our planet was being destroyed by that terrifying thing. We tryed to protect ourselves but it was futile
There was somethig in this thing that we didn't know and made it unbeatable
Due to our weakness we ran away in our ships
Once safe, the council assembled to discuss how to restore peace in Skyla
The wise men argued
We scratch that thing, let alone stop it
It's as if it's came from another time and dimension
The only reasonable explanation to the facts is that a kind of space-time gate was opened by that thing
We must find a way to reach the origin of that nightmare
We must travel in time to the age where this gate has opened. And once there defeat that monster
We will build a time machine and send one of the Llhedar. They are trained for these kind of tasks
3 light cycles were needed to build the time machine
Nasi is getting ready for this risky mission, saying good bye to Nec, his brother
Nasi: Good bye brother. I'll be back soon
The machine is on destination: arrival of the mysterious begin on Skyla
The countdown begins…
После этого Наси попадает в прошлое, сражается с чудищем и терпит поражение. С ним на связь выходит диспетчер и говорит:
Nasi, you are hurt…
Hold on
We are trying to take you out of there
It's unbelievable, but that thing can existin two ages at the same time
He's attacking you from here in the present to the past where you are
Quickly, take him back!
Продолжение истории
Nasi returns from past
Nec: You are hurt…
Nasi: I don't have much time…
Nec: Don't say that. You're going to be fine, aren't you!
Nasi: You must be the one who extermine that thing and free out planet.
I know that it is a dangerous mission. But you are our last chance.
I trust you. I'm sure you will do it.
Ahhhh
Диспетчер: We have updated the time machine so it can transfer me to both the past and the present simultaneously
Nec: Finally I can fight against that thing on equal terms
I'll free my people and avenge my brother's death
На самом деле это всё ещё и заглавными буквами. И без точек, как написано.
Извините, выборку делать не стал. Местами там нормально, зато кое-где - просто шедеврально.